I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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