Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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