I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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