i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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