found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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