You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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