whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
