if i died would you start the facebook group?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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