I want you more than these girls want KFC
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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