he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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