Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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I love having hate sex.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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