pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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