found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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