If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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