I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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