Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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