her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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