It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize