i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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