he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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