That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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