we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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