Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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