if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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