there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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