do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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