weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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