Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I deserve this hangover.
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