i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I want a musical about memes.
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