just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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