We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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