Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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