I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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