Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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