I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
