ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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