Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
