ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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