The maid of honor just puked.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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