They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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