you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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