I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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