Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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