it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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