I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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