the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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