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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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