Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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