I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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