I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.