I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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