Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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