Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I had to cum in my sink.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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