if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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