You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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